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>It was 7 o'clock at night
> I was bored
>I decided to watch My Little Pony
>It was a special Rainbow Dash episode
>My 18 year old brother called me
>He asked me if I wanted anything from the store
>I said I wanted chocolate ice-cream
>But my brother said no
>I warned him of the fate Rainbow Dash was preparing for him
>But he just called me gay and said he was gonna come over to my house and destroy the TV
>I did my Rainbow Dash summoning chant
>"RAINBOW DASH, COME TO ME, OH RAINBOW DASH, I BOW DOWN TO THY RAINBOW DASH"
>She came and asked what I needed
>I told her the whole thing about my brother
>She prepared herself
>My brother soon came
>She cut off her tail and then stuffed it up my brothers mouth
>She left him to either suffocate or choke to death
>I thanked Rainbow Dash and asked her if she wanted me to get her a new tail
>She said to not worry and that she would grow a new one
>Then she asked me if I wanted some chocolate ice-cream
>"Yes please!" I responded cheerfully
>Rainbow Dash grew a new tail
>She asked me to get a bowl and spoon
>So I did
>Then she used her tail to shove the most delicious chocolate ice-cream out of her anus
>She then asked me if I wanted caramel with it
>I said yes
>She peed in my bowl
>"Thank you!" I said to Rainbow Dash
>I ate the ice-cream
>Oh, the ice-cream tasted so good
>No ice-cream could ever beat it
Rainbow Dash is love, Rainbow Dash is life.